Im glad youre posting our business on tumblr. I like that youre taking everything so maturely. I burned the FUCK out of our prom picture last night. Ashes. You wanna know why? Cause you were dancing with and thinking of HIM all night. Its over. Youre so over me and in love? Stop posting this shit. Youre still following me. I know you can see this. You started this.
I have no followers. The people who follow me already know Im kindof a shithead all the time, lately. Lately?….I hope its only been lately………
…Hi, Sarah. Hi, Stephani. I don’t care about how much I frustrate you right now. I’m just sorry for everything I do that makes every person I know angry with me. and I’m trying to change. Guess I wanted you to know that. I don’t think the latter cares and Im sure the former might not believe me.
Goodnight.
These are perfect.
Accurate.
You forgot one:
“Why are you wearing all black? Are you part of a satanic cult? Are you cutting yourself?”
Well, yeah, but you are.
They don’t know that…
My fucking life
This guys parents were my next door neighbors. I took care of this guy when he almost died and its so funny because not a single person will believe me. His blood was poisoned from a sinus infection gone wrong and he was in an ice bath on antibiotics.
Standing there. Just chillin beside a bush. Its not doing much. Just eating some grass n shit. Just wondering when the day will start.
Go on.
You go on.
You go up and you fucking punt that bunny. Punt it across the yard. Dont tell the bunny why you did it. Just punt it and walk away. Let that fucking bunny think about what its done.
Seriously.
Do it.
BUZZKILLS. You may have heard of this breed of humanoid creatures. See, where humans are concerned, something may be hilariously funny; It may even be the funniest damn thing that person has ever come across.
And then you scroll through what others have said.
And there is ALWAYS those people….who ruin it. Always. Whether they correct grammar, or they take the joke literally. They break it down to the point of brandishing the raw hair germ of the once funny strand of golden hilarity. The joke itself loses air and the entire papilla goes dead. Its RUINED.
The point is? Chill out. Seriously. Chill out. Its a joke. You ruin everything.
Harsh?
I STEAL YOUR PANTIES.
Is the most annoying fucking piece of shit thing in the world! She just CRIES all the fucking time!! FUCK. I love the show, but I cant fucking STAND her when she isnt Sailor Moon.
Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:
When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.
When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”
Gene Wilder is amazing. This was one of my favorite movies as a kid (even if I did have to cover my eyes for the boat scene).
REBLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE PICTURE. USE YOUR WEBCAM OR NOT.
This is the most wondrous thing. I have turned off all of my lights and I’m sat under my duvet like a secret pioneer into this fantastic little world that I can’t stop watching.
Genuinely one of the coolest things I’ve come across on here.
Ok this is amazing
I spent like 20 minutes just watching it.
omg i dont reblog stuff but fhdbsjfhdbshjfs this needs to be on my tumblr omg //stares
I dont get it….?
so fucking cute. I love you, len!
